jusky

So the lady bank tellers at my bank flirt with me really hard.

Are they even really flirting with me or am I just being crazy?

This is impossible to understand.

Because if I was the kind of guy girls flirted with, they would flirt with me in any number of the other situations I’m in that do not involve me being at the bank.

Maybe they just want a big tip from me? Um, no, that would make sense if they were bartenders or waitresses. But these are bank tellers and I don’t tip bank tellers.

Why on earth would the only women on earth who flirt with me be the bank tellers at my bank?

If I’m just being crazy and simply imaging that they’re flirting with me, you’d think I would have the same delusion at places other than the bank. If I am going to misinterpret the signals, why don’t I do that in places other than the bank? I go to a lot of places but only at the bank do I feel like I get flirted with.

As far as I see it, there are only two answers.

One, the lady bank tellers think I’m hilariously weird and have some kind of weird bet about who can flirt with the weird guy the most.

Or, two, the lady bank tellers think that when I deposit all the money for my entire organization every week, that that is somehow my money and that seeing the weird guy deposit all those thousands of dollars every week has in their eyes moved me from normal weird guy to some kind of rich weird guy status so they think I’m worthy of flirting with even though no other women anywhere feel the same way—that would according to this explanation just be a result of the fact that no other women are in a position to mistakenly believe I control thousands of dollars.

The whole thing is just weird. I don’t even flirt back. I am completely baffled when these ladies flirt with me. It makes no sense. If I was a flirtable-with kind of guy, ladies who didn’t work at the bank would also flirt with me!

Clearly the ladies at this bank have some kind of ongoing bet. I’m calling them out next time I go there!

Fuck these evil witches.

Posted 3 months ago
73 notes
  1. annajonzin said: You probably make them feel good with your Jusky charm and they flirt accordingly.
  2. keeganmichelle said: I clearly flirt with you all the time and it’s never accepted. No one likes to feel rejected, Adam.
  3. havenotwantnot said: When I was a teller, I was a shamless flirt with anyone good looking who would come to my window. There’s something about only being viewed from the waist up that gives you a little courage. Also, being a teller is BORING so flirting helps.
  4. misspoppet said: They think you are the reincarnation of Howard Hughes.
  5. jorshuwah said: #2.
  6. goodybrains said: WILL THIS BEARDED DUDE HURRY UP ALREADY AND QUIT JABBERING? I HAVE MONEY TO DEPOSIT!!
  7. sealedwithafist said: You’re odd. I love you, man.
  8. thealteregoisback said: Do you have a giant cock? (Please don’t answer that, I don’t want to know). If so, maybe one of these bank tellers has X-ray vision and spread the news and that’s why they are all trying to saddle up with you.