jusky, If Barbie became a real lady she might be very...

If Barbie became a real lady she might be very attractive but the main thing you’d notice about her is that the way she walks is ridiculous. Sure she can kind of move her legs but she tends to walk by swinging her whole stiff body to the right and then the left and then the right and then the left and so on as if a giant invisible hand were holding her by the waist and bopping her to where she’s going.

Not very graceful.

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annajonzin said: That’s called Multiple Sclerosis, you dick.
vpache said: You should see her answer the phone…
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fantasticallyforty said: but if she were zombie barbie, the shit would work!
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