Tumblr, forgive me for I have sinned.

I have left questions unanswered.

I have failed to regularly read the posts of people I care about a lot.

I have anonymously asked sexual questions of girls I found attractive.

I have right clicked and saved unwholesome pictures of attractive females.

I have pandered and posted shit with the specific intention of looking cool and having people agree with me and think I was awesome.

I have overfollowed and created an unreadable dash.

I have specifically and deliberately attempted to become as “big a deal” on tumblr as I could.

I have posted pictures of myself when I felt handsome so that I could feed my ego with hearts related to my face and thereby quench my relentless thirst for validation.

I have hearted posts so that the poster would like me.

I have over and over again demanded questions and answered the questions as if my every word was pure truth.

I have, on purpose, attempted to start memes I thought were meaningful so that I could feel like I was influential and so that I could find out about how other people view themselves on this platform— for instance, the apologize to tumblr for your tumblr sins meme I am hoping to start right now.