jusky
Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog, knowledge manifests itself in radiant dreams that shimmer like the wild sun.
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Back in my day luggage wasn’t all roller luggage. You had to carry your bags not just roll them along. We knew about the wheel too but we didn’t give a shit.

I still think there’s a pretty good chance that if you met God, God might look exactly like Macy Gray. Just a hunch I have.

I still think there’s a pretty good chance that if you met God, God might look exactly like Macy Gray. Just a hunch I have.

"Family size" says Oreos. What a jerk. Don’t make assumptions about my life and how many of us are eating you, Oreos.

"Family size" says Oreos. What a jerk. Don’t make assumptions about my life and how many of us are eating you, Oreos.

One of the best things about sleeping is that instead of using your muscles to do things like hold yourself upright and move around to places, you can do exactly the opposite.

I DO GIVE AN F

I click on “like” on my own Instagram photos because I don’t give an f

The Uncluded — TV on 10

So I’m totally obsessed with this Uncluded album. This song is about plane crashes and the closer you listen the more fucking knockout it is. It’s not just Kimya Dawson saying shit like:

"Planes almost never crash," you say
“Almost never isn’t never,” I say as I shake

Which she does so powerfully.

It’s really Aesop Rock’s verse that gets more chilling everytime I listen to it. He’s watching TV with a bunch of friends and the TV starts telling them about a plane crash and it becomes clear that one of the people there might be connected to the crash. The details in the verse make it clear this is a completely true story. There’s this heartbreaking part where Aesop and Kimya both say at once: “Holy fucking shit.”

Whatever, if you’re awake right now, you should listen to this song closely. It’s powerful.

About 1/9th of my tumblr posts could be replaced by me simply googling certain questions for myself but I’d rather receive answers from my friends, you know?

Proposal:

Double stuffed Oreos will now be called “Oreos” and what were previously regular Oreos will now be called “half stuffed Oreos”

Things House and Scrubs have in common:

1. The show doesn’t really get cookin’ till the music comes on for the last three minutes.

2. I get emotional during those music parts at the end.

3. Both have to do with… I forget the third one. Both have one black guy?

Adam’s number #1 Scrubs secret:

I hate Elliot.

What are you guys doing? I’m watching Scrubs. I don’t even know what season.

Also I’m having a drink and thinking it would be so hilarious if God really does get mad about sex before marriage.

I want to buy cottage cheese but I don’t remember if I like small curd or large curd. FUCK