If I’ve said it once I’ve said it a thousand times, probably eight of the best twenty five people I know about are on this site and if I ever really spoke about how great you guys are it would probably seem insane on my part. I’m not talking internet friendship—which people think is crazy. I’m talking hardcore internet admiration. So please, just know the truth, you delightful, wonderful people: I know how good you are. I can’t talk about it or else I’ll seem crazy but, trust me, I KNOW how great you are.
I love it when you watch something in slow motion and it still happens fast.
Like we don’t have technology for that magic yet.
It’s fast even at the slowest we can make it.
|—||David Shields, Reality Hunger|
I mean this totally seriously. Does the show Glee take place in life, like life as I know it? What are the rules? Is it like a Flight of the Concords situation? I just saw a song or something from the show Glee and, yeah, um, was that supposed to be, like, happening?
This all started with me wanting to hear a fucking All American Rejects song! Fuck! It just goes to show you: Most of the time a crime is its own punishment.
Is this weird? I sincerely get sad thinking about Lindsay Lohan. It’s not right how she aged or whatever happened. I think about Mean Girls and it makes me sad!
I know this young black dude named Tyrone who is a killer with the ladies. He is literally 19 years old. So young it’s genuinely amazing. I think he’s never met an old uncool white dude quite like me. I kept telling him today in the most urgent, serious way that I too was once a charming, good looking, 19 year old black man. But the world changes you. You makes compromises and become someone else!!!! Watch out!!!We get along really well.
Twitter is a constant reminder that there are so many smart, funny, interesting people in the world. That’s what’s so depressing about it. You’re a loser compared to them. Just kidding. It’ll all work out. Hang in there, champ.
No but it’s weird how often you see people using twitter to show you how many awful stupid racist sexist idiots there are when actually being on twitter tends to give me the exact opposite impression. Like you could never even dream of keeping count of all the people who are so much smarter and funnier than you out there. There’s so many wildly interesting people you have never even come close to interacting with. The world is literally fucking packed with amazing people. There’s probably like between ten thousand and like a million or two million of them—there’s really no way to know. But it’s a lot.
Key Obamacare subsidies in 36 states struck down in court ruling
Washington Post: A federal appeals court ruled Tuesday that people in 36 states that use the federal insurance exchange cannot receive tax subsidies under Obamacare.
The ruling, if upheld, could prove a major setback for President Obama’s health care law.
Follow the latest at Breaking News.
Photo: Mike Segar/Reuters via Washington Post
Conservatives hate judicial activism so much, you guys.
When I make a joke @ reply to a celebrity I don’t put the period in front of the tweet. I keep my twitter that real, dawg. I just let nobody notice the tweet. That’s how real I keep it. I’m basically Iggy Azalia.
Back in my day luggage wasn’t all roller luggage. You had to carry your bags not just roll them along. We knew about the wheel too but we didn’t give a shit.
I still think there’s a pretty good chance that if you met God, God might look exactly like Macy Gray. Just a hunch I have.