January 2011
“The life of the rich is one long Sunday.”
– Büchner.
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Yeasayer - Ambling Alp
I’m back home and...
lafix asked: As you walk through the park, a snapping turtle offers you a jet pack. But, you see a look of concern on the face of a nearby Monarch butterfly. Is your instinct to trust the snapping turtle or the butterfly?
mslo-deactivated20110224-deacti asked: A challenge (should you choose to accept it):
You have 3 minutes to write the following:
- Name the first 5 states you can think of.
- Your favorite kind of Dessert.
- Describe your first date (ever) in 10 words or less.
- Name the first song you can think of most the lyrics to.
- Chocolate, Vanilla or Pecan Praline?
You have 3 minutes to write the following:
- Name the first 5 states you can think of.
- Your favorite kind of Dessert.
- Describe your first date (ever) in 10 words or less.
- Name the first song you can think of most the lyrics to.
- Chocolate, Vanilla or Pecan Praline?
selflocks-deactivated20110131 asked: What are three words you HATE
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“Also this Twitter thing is fucked up that I have over a quarter of a million...”
– Louis CK
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Find an hour for last night's This American Life.
**Jusky hereby admits to ‘damn near crying’ during act one and act three.**
SLOW TO REACT (aired 01.21.2011)
PROLOGUE.
Women who have no idea they’re pregnant and then—poof—one day a baby pops out. Ira and several of our producers speak with one of these women. (8 1/2 minutes)
ACT ONE. WHEN I GROW UP.
A reporter tells a remarkable story about something he waited...
stephiehell asked: if you have a son, don't name him justin, okay? maybe best to avoid "J" names entirely, but i will leave that to your discretion.
Tumblr Fact
If an attractive person hearts your posts, they are telling you they want to have sex with you. If an attractive person doesn’t heart your posts that means they’re keeping their desire to have sex with you a secret.
Fuck it.
I’m going to that snark thing next weekend.
Slogan
There’s Juskewitch in every drop.
This my favorite of all my thoughtful political...
Just met Joe Lieberman in an alley. After some nervous glances he didn’t hesitate to perform an extra demeaning sex act for my loose change.
Jack: Lemon, I’m impressed. You’re beginning to think like a businessman.
Liz: A businesswoman.
Jack: I don’t think that’s a word.
andydoesit asked: hardest truth you've ever had to give someone
meklarian asked: Overlord Jusky. Sir.
For better or worse, tell us something about indulgence.
For better or worse, tell us something about indulgence.
husky-jon-deactivated20110802 asked: How come you never talk to me?
I'm pretty cool brah.
Just ask...EVERYONE!
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I'm pretty cool brah.
Just ask...EVERYONE!
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downtostars asked: You're walk down the road, minding your own business when all of the sudden a man runs past you, small child in his arms, with a woman chasing him, screaming "give me back my baby!" Feeling heroic you go to give chase when suddenly a zombie with sparkly vampire speed starts chasing you... now the question, realizing the ridiculousness of this situation, are you suddenly aware that...
yeahimashley-deactivated2011100 asked: Have you ever poked your finger through the toilet paper you were using mid-wipe, and if so, did you like it?
thesetits-deactivated20110419 asked: In your one hand lays a vagina. In the other hand lays a dick. You have to lick one and fuck the other. How does it go down?
sarcastickristi-deactivated2012 asked: You wake up in a strange location. You don't know where you are or how you got there. You look in your pocket and you find a business card, a receipt, and a cell phone with one missed call on it.
Tell me the story. What happened? Whose business card is it? Where is the receipt from and what did you buy? Who is the missed call from? And what do you do next?
Tell me the story. What happened? Whose business card is it? Where is the receipt from and what did you buy? Who is the missed call from? And what do you do next?
jaosmith asked: If you were to wake up tomorrow morning to learn that the headlines of all the major newspapers were about you, what would you want them to say?
thenewelement1 asked: What's my middle name?
Okay
http://jusky.tumblr.com/ask
Hit me.
I want your hardest questions.
Give me something tough.
I officially challenge you.
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Posts containing "reblog this"
Here’s my policy: Unless there is an extremely practical real world goal like finding a missing person or something, I am not going to reblog things that ask me to. I hate seeing a post that says some shit like oh well blah blah blah fucking if you don’t hate black people, reblog this. Hmmm. I don’t hate black people. I fucking love black people! But wait just a minute, I...
I would never post my desktop.
My desktop is a chaotic mess that upon any kind of close scrutiny reveals all my secrets.
I’m afraid I have to sit this meme out.
Beef Stew Pangs Aint Nuthin to Fuck With
Thank you to everyone for the advice and recipes. However there was no time for ingredient shopping and Dinty Moore wasn’t gonna cut it.
Our hero did get his beef stew though.
I went by my lonesome to a place called McGinty’s Public House and got a $16 beef stew that was cooked perfectly. There were juicy cubes of beef and all kinds of thick delicious stewness and every single one...
Beef Stew Emergency
I know this may not be a fascinating Truthful Tuesday revelation but I have to get this off my fucking chest.
I am dying for some fucking beef stew right now. I can almost smell it. I feel a fucking savage craving for it and I won’t be stopped. Fuck that shit. I need some fucking beef stew.
Here are a couple of things I don’t know:
1) Why the fuck I am dying for beef stew. Could...
Community
I really like this joke from the Halloween episode of Community:
TROY: I’m a sexy dracula.
ABED: You mean vampire.
TROY: I don’t need to know WHICH dracula I am to be a dracula. (nerd.).
Wait.
Maybe I didn’t!!!!
Are those books called chicken soup for the teenage soul or chicken noodle soup for the teenage soul?
I’m tired and going back to sleep. Ignore me. I am a fucking lunatic.
I still hate twitter.
Love you tumblr.
Night.
11 hours later
I realize I forgot the word noodle in a tweet.
I hate twitter.
I’m going back to sleep now.
Let me tell you a story I think about a lot.
Once in high school there was this sketchy older dude, he was like a junior when I was a freshman, and I ended up in this big room in our high school alone with him and he comes over and sits down. I really don’t know him very well but I’d talked to him at parties before or something but anyway he sits down and goes right into this intense conversation like we’re best friends or...
greeneyedhokie-deactivated20110 asked: What is your signature dance move?
americanroulette asked: Here's the real question: Who is the greatest rebounder of all time: Dennis Rodman or Linda Brooks?
americanroulette asked: Here's the real question: Who is the greatest rebounder of all time: Dennis Rodman or Linda Brooks?